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The neverending bullshit race
Created on 2003-03-13 08:47:26 (#946519), last updated 2007-01-11
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Basic Info| Name: | Matt |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 03-24 |
| Location: | Nowhere, Maine, United States |
BioQuarter Century Down... Still no answers...
You're mad if you think you have any...
Something Stolen From a Friend...
If I were a month I would be: March
If I were a day of the week I would be: Monday
If I were a time of day I would be: 2:22 PM
If I were a planet I would be: Pluto
If I were a sea animal I would be: plankton
If I were a direction I would be: North
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a comfy bed
If I were a sin I would be: Jealousy
If I were a historical figure I would be: Fat Mike
If I were a liquid I would be: vodka
If I were a tree, I would be: an apple tree
If I were a bird, I would be: (a blue bird because they make people happy, but are mean to other little birds) haha good enough for me
If I were a tool, I would be: the dork I am
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a blackberry bush
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a 50 degree day in early spring (or at least would hope to be)
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: the balrog
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a squire stratocaster
If I were an animal, I would be: a mouse
If I were a color, I would be: green
If I were a vegetable, I would be: asparaghous
If I were a sound, I would be: the sound of a fist against a wall
If I were an element, I would be: Fire, cause Lightnig, Water and Ice are lame
If I were a car, I would be: A Delorian
If I were a song, I would be: Whoops I Od'd
If I were a book, I would be written by: Mick Foley
If I were a food, I would be: Garlic Pasta
If I were a place, I would be: "the porch of a shack by the ocean" by Liz, Sexy...
If I were a material, I would be: turned into a patchwork quilt
If I were a taste, I would be: Slightly Salty
If I were a scent, I would be: "growing marijuana"
If I were a religion, I would be: The Life of Bryan
If I were a word, I would be: scrumtralescent
If I were an object, I would be: Objectified
If I were a body part I would be: The Curve of A girls Neck
If I were a facial expression I would be: Astonished
If I were a subject in school I would be: Contemporary Confusion 300
If I were a cartoon character I would be: MasterShake
If I were a shape I would be a: d20
If I were a number I would be: 222
You're mad if you think you have any...
Something Stolen From a Friend...
If I were a month I would be: March
If I were a day of the week I would be: Monday
If I were a time of day I would be: 2:22 PM
If I were a planet I would be: Pluto
If I were a sea animal I would be: plankton
If I were a direction I would be: North
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a comfy bed
If I were a sin I would be: Jealousy
If I were a historical figure I would be: Fat Mike
If I were a liquid I would be: vodka
If I were a tree, I would be: an apple tree
If I were a bird, I would be: (a blue bird because they make people happy, but are mean to other little birds) haha good enough for me
If I were a tool, I would be: the dork I am
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a blackberry bush
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a 50 degree day in early spring (or at least would hope to be)
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: the balrog
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a squire stratocaster
If I were an animal, I would be: a mouse
If I were a color, I would be: green
If I were a vegetable, I would be: asparaghous
If I were a sound, I would be: the sound of a fist against a wall
If I were an element, I would be: Fire, cause Lightnig, Water and Ice are lame
If I were a car, I would be: A Delorian
If I were a song, I would be: Whoops I Od'd
If I were a book, I would be written by: Mick Foley
If I were a food, I would be: Garlic Pasta
If I were a place, I would be: "the porch of a shack by the ocean" by Liz, Sexy...
If I were a material, I would be: turned into a patchwork quilt
If I were a taste, I would be: Slightly Salty
If I were a scent, I would be: "growing marijuana"
If I were a religion, I would be: The Life of Bryan
If I were a word, I would be: scrumtralescent
If I were an object, I would be: Objectified
If I were a body part I would be: The Curve of A girls Neck
If I were a facial expression I would be: Astonished
If I were a subject in school I would be: Contemporary Confusion 300
If I were a cartoon character I would be: MasterShake
If I were a shape I would be a: d20
If I were a number I would be: 222
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